Create Your “Account”

This isn’t a real account. It’s just here to waste your time.

Username Password

Your password must:

Be at least 46 characters long.
Contain at least 1 uppercase letter.
Contain at least 3 digits.
Contain at least 3 special characters (e.g. !@#$%^&*?-_).
Use the letter “e” or “E” at most once.

Haiku about your life choices (min 20 characters)